MY COMPUTER GOT JUICED

While working late on my computer I knocked over some juice,
My computer went phooey and that was the end of its use,
So, what could I do,
My work day was through,
I gave my computer some verbal abuse.

PINKERTON OPENED A RESTAURANT WITH A PLAN

Pinkerton had a business plan,
It involved opening a restaurant with his step-brother Dan,
Pinkerton worked fast and hard,
While Dan's pace was retard,
So, Pinkerton's idea for a business didn't pan.